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I have no idea on what this means

Until then

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the untitled story. Chapter 1

CHAPTER 1 : Misleading Thoughts

Vance stood there in sheer disbelief. Tears rolled down his cheeks and dropped onto the carpet floor. The news was like a drug, paralyzing his body as it made its way through his ears down to the bottom of his toes… The death of his pet hamster was like losing a part of him. A bit of him was torn away like.

Vance wished he could actually cry about a dead gerbil, rat, or whatever it was, Vance was definitely no expert at small furry things. So he scooped his hand into the cage and picked up the limp corpse of the gerbil/rat/hamster and sneaked outside where he threw it over the fence where his neighbors dog would have a small treat waiting for him. He sneaked back into the house and casually shouted out “Whoops their goes my hamster” before heading back upstairs to his room, before he got to the door the reply came “oh okay”. Vance had presumably “lost” every single hamster his uncle Bob gave him every Christmas. This year he was even hoping for at least a shirt or something. But what he didn’t expect was when his father burst through the front door screaming, “GILBERT WAS MURDERED”. Now THAT was not what Vance Expected.

Chapter 2 is W.I.P

2010 – Australia gets R18+.

So many things are coming in 2010.. namely games.

Australia might be getting a R18+ rating and that is probably one of the biggest events of the new year mainly because it lets games come in uncensored, unedited and how they were intended to be this means we Aussies might be getting games like, this might make games harder to get for us younger looking teenagers that haven’t seemed to look any more different than we did 10 years ago we can still fool uncles, grannies and any relative into getting them FOR us

• Alien Versus Predator (Rebellion Developments), and most likely Aliens:Colonial Marines

Thanks To IGN for this GLORIOUS Picture. GAME OVER MAN

• Possible uncensored copies of Left 4 Dead 2? Or fallout 3 GOTY edition, hell anything censored here

last but definitely not least..

• SEXY POKER! (Wiiware) what can be said? Definitely looks interesting to me .

Look at all those people watching. Guess this is the main 'event'

Anyway

So 2010 is definately a year to be remembered as to some might say

THE YEAR AUSTRALIA GREW UP!

Truth Of Tiberium (SPOOF ARTICLE)

I could not help but think about tiberium. Is is a money giving green crystal (or blue in some cases..) that has a huge fanbase (NOD) and purple alien cos-players (Scirin). A really nasty side effect of Tiberium

But after typing that heres the questions..

MONEY GIVING?

HUGE FANBASE?

Could it be…

TIBERIUM is actually..  A DRUG! A future daughter of Crystal meth to be precise. The Facts are all leading to the one fact. In fact observe the effects of overdosing

Exhibit 2.

Exhibit 1

Okay let us list the similarities.

Exhibit 1 – Shows extensive limb loss and lower body mutation, note the disconfigured face and the distinctive green of the Tiberium almost everywhere over his/hers body, Highly Disturbing.

Exhibit 2 – Extreme facial injury most likely self inflicted. White bulge.. Oh wait just a Band Aid.. Still weird. BUT IT IS IN THE SAME PLACE OF A WHITE PATCH ON EXHIBIT 1! The ressemblance is uncanny and most likely linked.  You can’t see it but her arms and legs have probibly fallen off but was more gory than Exhibit 1.

Well okay the similarities may not be so extensive in number but certainly do share some disturbing traits :O. So maybe the fans (Nod) and the cos-players have their minds twisted and turned to the addiction of this evil material. The Busters (GDI) are striving to rid of this evil stuff.

Now onto the actual material..

Exhibit 3

Exhibit 4

Obviously the similarities are SO SHOCKING SIMILAR.. Well for one.. THEY ARE BOTH CRYSTAL-TRANSPARENT-PRETTY-SHINT-NICE looking but are both -LIFE-ENDANGERING-NOT-SO-NICE. Again the sames and the differents.

Exhibit 3 – green, big, clunky and above all very dangerious when stood upon as told to us by Command and Conquer 3, just try send a Riflemen squad there and watch them suffer T.T. (may the poor testers rest in piece.)

Exhibit 4 – white, marble like, damn its white, pale, bad for you kids. Really what can be said about this god awful stuff apart from IT SHOULD DISSEPEAR FOREVEAHHHH. Word.

Notice how both share the extensive similar physical appearence only colour differences and size. Maybe over years the crystal developed due to human study or even worse.. GROWING FROM HUMANS OH MY GOD. So many theories can be established from this but are too many to list here. Tiberium can be addicting, Crystal Meth can be addicting. If one was to be hooked then the results would be catastrophic so luckily this dastardly material has not spread throughout the world.

Now onto the prospect of money giving, true if harvested this evil substance can provide a steady income of money that pulls up to highly disturbing numbers.. Now exactly how much can be earned by selling even just a gram of this substance? The question brings another, “Who is buying it” and then another “what is done with it?” then things start to become more clearer.

Substance harvested by harvesters then taken to refinery to make it a useable to the local populace

Substance sold to intrested buyers who in turn sell too the populace

People buy, people start losing limbs and minds start breaking down

Chaos erupts.

This weapon may not be as damaging as a nuclear bomb, or as deadly as a zombie virus but it sure as hell can do more damage than the swine flu. So luckily the goverment has no such knowledge of the power possesed by this substance..

SOO

As proven by the exhibits and points written the similarities are countless and are so painstakenly obvious. If we don’t stop Crystal Meth now then god knows what will happen.. Maybe the kind folks at EA were trying to relay a message to us with C&C..

So kind folks heed to this message and do not go near that stuff cos who knows.. You might find yourself looking down on a huge chunk of Green Rock realising it is your nose..

Aion, Pre-Order Pack.

Now Of course being a semi mmorpg fan, Aion was like a OMFG A POSSIBLE WOW KILLER. I just had to get it.  So I did. The Preorder pack come out like a week ago but I forgot to pick it up so I finally did so I uhh.. Got it. Took some pics with my webcam after staring at it for like 30 mins.. No really =). ALso my cap is busted big time.. SO the current download speed for the Beta is like 6kb so.. I won’t be ingame for a bit.. When I do I promise to take a shitload of pictures for you readers to enjoy! For now look at the awesome case of this preorder pack.

So a bit about Aion.. Well think a simple but effective game like WoW (of course better) with flying and being powered by one of the most powerful game engines, ze german CRYengine. I have snooped around forums, sites, places to read about it and so far people have been saying how awesome it is. Forgot to quote D’oh. This game surfaced around 2007 or 2006 I think, I was on Tabula Rasa when it was still Alive (INSERT PORTAL SONG HERE) and NCsoft was like saying how good it was so it was technically begging me to see the site, screenshots and in the end I was massively impressed.. unfortunately I uhh.. Forgot about this game because 2008 and a bit of 09 was full of awesome games.. UNTIL EB HAD PRE ORDERS the hidden memory woke and took wing to the sky! So yea that is a small story in it’s own right of how Aion came to my eye..

ONTO THE GALLERY MY FRIENDS!!!!! Don’t forget you can get one of these yourself as well. Just pre-order =).

SORRY FOR THE QUALITY, WEBCAMS ARE EVIL DEVICES THAT ARE SO FINNICKY YOU CAN NEVER GET THE EXACT FOCUS RIGHT! But In captions I wrote what the words did say in case. So enjoy

For now it is RP but I betchu it will be T(een).

All the good pre order stuff summary

-Access to all Aion Beta Weekend events! – Early Head Start access to Aion Live Game! -In game items : exclusive spirit ring, stat-boosting hat and xp Talisman

Top Picture = The Thrill Of Flight, Bottom Picture = Intense Visceral Combat

Its the top right. Top picture has caption Unmatched Visuals and Bottom has Innovative PvPvE

Its the front cover of the P.O.P for Aion. It is nice

SO I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU TO PRE ORDER YOURS TODAY ( if you are into Pay-TO-Play mmorpg’s ) BECAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS OUT ON ALL THESE GREAT BONUSES! Note If you happen to be in Australia Like me, then go to EB Games to secure one. JB, Game are uncertain sorry.

HAPPY READING!

-Alan

Carry On My Wayward Son Is best Song Evar.

Well not ever but for now it is my current number one. I like old songs to dem new ones =)

Fallout 3 Screenshots VOL.2

Yup heres another batch I recently took. Uploading was a pain so it took longer than anticipated. Anyways these shots are from The Pitt showing its destroyed beauty.

MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT BEATEN OR HAVE THE PITT, THEN AGAIN IT SHOWCASES THE PITT IN ITS GLORY =).

The Pitt bridge, probably one of Fallout 3’s best landmarks I have seen.

I sorta stepped on a mine and the results weren’t too good.. Good news is that I did not die and all I got was crippled legs and arms.. Maybe a head too.

One of the first things you will see when you enter the Pitt. Pitt slaves hard at work, note that their skins are crackled and very similar to a ghouls. If you are wondering where the slave master is.. I sorta shot him in the head…(I beat the M.Q mind you)

A argument gone wrong.

One of the many plot vital NPCs. Midea is one of the first you meet.

I won’t say much here as it most likely will by spoiler galore.. All you need to know is that THERE IS A BABBYY!

Fallout 3 Random Screenshots. VOL.1

I will be releasing random pictures from Fallout 3 at random times and put them in the Fallout 3 Screenshot Album category of my blog. Here is the first volume, feel free to use but please give credits.

The Wasteland in all it’s glory. My character is somewhere near the bottom, also you can spot tenpenny tower in the distance =).

Taking a power nap fir the ne-…..WAIT IM DEAD?!

Anchorage begins…and Arcaus doesn’t look too pleased =)

Over the shoulder view of the wasteland…

My Fallout 3 Texture Collection.

Yea I got two re skins up on nexus check em out! One is uhh heeh. Bad? And the other is pretty simple but effective.

Find me here http://www.fallout3nexus.com/modules/members/index.php?id=596485.

WE WON DEBATING. Possible Chance Of Finals

Yup won my 2nd debate today. Epic win but got lowest score of 74 (other two team mates got 75..) because I talked for a fair bit (6 mins ) compared to my comrades. I anticipate for the next debate that I will talk alot less than I did this debate.

I would like to congratulate the Opposing Affirmative team since they had some very good pointz and gave a good fight! Hope you guys win your next debate..UNLESS YOU ARE AGAINST US AGAIN MUAHAHA. Cough cough cough =).

I also might not be in the next debate since someone else might take my spot but..that is unlikely HAHA. Or maybe I wal =).